If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Once, I went to Peru.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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