- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

poop.

Granny porn!

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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