Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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