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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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