- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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