- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I am quite mature.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

The FCC

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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