- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Black people being friendly.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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