- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Women's Rights..

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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