asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Knock knock Fuck off!

A women left the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Your Mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Anti Joke

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