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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

identical jokes get different votes.

Sixty... eight

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

I'm homeless.

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