- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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