If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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I'm Batman.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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