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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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