How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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rent a cops

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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j.p. is dumb

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Where's my tractor?

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12 niqqa 12.

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A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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