- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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