Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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