- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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