- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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