A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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