- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Vaginal secretions

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

women's rights

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What would u like to drink?

here's a joke... the american education society

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