How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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