- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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