- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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