What did the president do for the people? ...

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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girls basketball

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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