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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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