- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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