How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

The FCC

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

your face

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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