- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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