Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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