Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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