What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Pickles are powerful

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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