- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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