- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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