Who is John Galt?

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Barack Obama is a good president.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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