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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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