- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Sixty... eight

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

I'm homeless.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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