A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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