What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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