Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Jordan is pregant

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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