- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Brain fart

Barack Obama.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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