- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

chinga tue madre Ryan

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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