- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

You're a big fat monkey.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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