What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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