- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Who is John Galt?

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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