- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Once upon a time a was born

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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