whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I enjoy Popcorn

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Sixty... eight

I'm homeless.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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