Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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