WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Jeff

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

[Insert anti-joke here]

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Jordan is pregant

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...