- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

David Cameron

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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