A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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