- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

women's rights

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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