- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Once upon a time a was born

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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