- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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