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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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