- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

How old are you? 7

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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