- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

women's rights

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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