- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

The holocaust

How old are you? 7

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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