5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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