- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Canadians

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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