What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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