Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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