- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What would u like to drink?

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

read me write me

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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