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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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