- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

A black student graduated High School

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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