- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

If life throws you lemons Catch them

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Kim Kardashian.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??