Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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apple pie.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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