- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

I like your hair

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What's big? Jupiter.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

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