What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Women's Rights...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What's worse then Obama? Nothing

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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