What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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Five guys one rape.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Women's rights.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A black man killed someone

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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BIG PENIS

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Anti Joke

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