Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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I Love Hitler.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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noodles

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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dildo

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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9/11.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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