A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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