A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Your mom.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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