- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

Military intelligence.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Gay rights

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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