- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

A man sat down Then he stood up

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