- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Military intelligence.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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