Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Women's Rights...

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Anti Joke

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