Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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