- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Whats a cat? A cat!

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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