Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Women's rights.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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