An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Goat balls.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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