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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Female Athletics

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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women's rights

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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Womens Sports

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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hi bye

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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Anti Joke

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