- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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