- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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