- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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