So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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