A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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boobs!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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360 NO SCOPE

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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