- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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