- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Who is it?

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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