A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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